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Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures show me that our formerly sexy ginger is actually looking better than she has in some time. Enjoy!

Lindsay Lohan goes braless and shows off her booty in the new issue of Purple magazine!

Lindsay Lohan drops some cleveage in the latest issue of L’Uomo Vogue (Men's Vogue) magazine… This photos done by Bryan Adams, good job Bryan!

Lindsay Lohan is being sued by three men in an SUV she drove during a car chase leading to her second DUI arrest last year.

The plaintiffs – Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro – are seeking unspecified damages in the case, filed in Superior Court in Santa Monica.

More details @ People

According to The Sun, Lindsay has finally confirmed she is having a gay relationship with Sam Ronson.

"I just wanna live a happy healthy year, continue on the path that I've been on and be with the person I care about. And my family."

Yeah but this time its not Callum Best, it's her birthday cake. The celebrity slut celebrated her 22nd birthday on Wednesday past.

Now that she seems to be into women I guess this was the only blowing she done on her birthday - which should have made a refreshing change for Miss Lohan.

I spend a lot of my time teaching married people how to bring the spice back into their bedroom, so I'm pretty much an expert on relationships. That being said, it's obvious that Lindsay Lohan is going to dump Riley Giles in less than a month. That is not how you kiss a girl. Most girls recount seeing flying stars and hearing bells when I kiss them, but not everyone can be me. Sucks, I know.

I knew those nun like outfits they sell in Utah wouldn't last once Lindsay Lohan got back to LA. She's a whore at heart, and nothing can change that. It's sort of the same way nothing can change the fact that I'm a hopeless romantic who donates his time to charity.

It now appears it took Lindsay only a few months to blow $7 million. Some of her expenses include: $1 million hotel bill at the Chateau Marmont, over $750 thousand on chauffeurs, $137 thousand on rehabs, $1 million on clothes, and $350 thousand on Mercedes and BMWs. I could keep going, but really, why bother?

A source tells News of the World:"Lindsay doesn't have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she's coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast. She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying. And the amount she has wasted putting cocaine up her nose is disgusting. Even she has lost count."

The good news is being broke doesn't stop you from being a tramp. If it did, I'm not sure I'd have anything to write about. Lindsay could have her leg caught in a bear trap and the only thing on her mind would be cock.

Lindsay Lohan has been telling friends she wants to move to Utah so she can be with her worthless new boyfriend.

Gatecrasher reports: Fresh out of rehab, she told friends Tuesday she wants to move to the Beehive State permanently.The reason, she says, is to be with her new boyfriend, Riley Giles, a 25-year-old snowboarder from California. Lindsay will be receiving outpatient care near the Cirque Lodge rehab facility at least through the end of the week.

Lindsay only has one passion in life. Well, maybe two: cock and drugs. You could have a penis growing out of your forehead and this bitch would still suck it while doing a pound a blow.

One thing they teach you in rehab is to lower your standards. Find the first deuchbag that wants to pretend he's down with black people and bang him. This will give you street cred, probably.

btw: this is seriously her new boyfriend she met in rehab. It's not a joke, although I wish it was. Because jokes are fun. Especially when they involve wiggers and whores.

Lindsay Lohan has finally been released from Cirque Lodge in Utah. And yep, her psycho dad picked her up.

X17 Online reports:X17 can report exclusively that Lindsay said 'Bye-bye' to the Cirque Lodge today as she and her dad Michael packed up the car and headed out! We're wishing Lindsay the best for her continued recovery!

Well, X17 may be wishing Lindsay the best, but I'm hoping she gets right back to her turbo whore behavior. She's much more fun when she's railing lines of coke off a drug dealer's cock. Taking bets on the amount of time she stays sober. 5 minutes? 23 minutes? one hour?

I guess stealing drugs is part of being a coke whore, because even with millions of dollars, Lindsay stole cocaine from Steve-O.

The NY Post reports: Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the "Boog Suge" from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.

I can't say I'm surprised here. Lindsay's moral code is probably somewhere on par with Hitler. The only difference is instead of killing jews, Lindsay blows guys. And does coke.

Obviously rehab won't even stop this turbo slut from having sex. It now seems the rumor that she's been banging Tony Allen is true, because his wife is filing for divorced based on Lindsay blowing him in the treatment center.

Sources confirm: Lindsay Lohan stands accused of destroying the marriage of a rock star she was reported to have romanced in rehab. Lohan was linked with Dead Stays Alive frontman Tony Allen earlier this month after they were both patients at the Cirque Lodge Clinic in Utah. Now Allen's wife Stephanie has filed for divorce, citing reports of his infidelity with Lohan. Court documents, obtained by British newspaper News of the World, claim Allen's "habitual drug use" and "conduct and relationship with another woman" were to blame for the split. The 52-page document includes press cuttings of the reports of his fling with Lohan. Stephanie Allen is quoted saying, "After my husband's return from rehabilitation I was bombarded with calls alerting me to the fact that my husband's conduct with another woman was on the internet and in gossip magazines."

I don't even know why this needs to be reported. You could stick Lindsay in a room with 7 guys - and after 30 minutes - she would have blew them all. One cock isn't enough for some girls. Unless it's mine.

You will probably be shocked, but Lindsay has been doing drugs and banging guys while in rehab.

Female First reports:"Lindsay got called into the director's office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn't conform to the program she'd have to leave."

And, it's also reported: “Staff were alerted to the bathroom because there were strange noises coming from inside and two voices could be heard,” a source says. “When they opened the door, Lindsay was in a compromising position with the guy – who’s also at Cirque for drug rehab.”“Rumors spread like wildfire across the place that they’d been having sex. When staff found them they were all flustered and Lindsay’s hair was all over the shop,” the source adds. “She was livid that she was given the miserable task of cleaning the bathrooms so the theory was she’d do something really dirty in there.”

Jesus Christ. I think I'm in love with this girl. The only draw back is she has been used more than a toilet seat. My penis would be safer in a meat grinder.

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If you pay close attention to movies that instantly fail and last only two days at the box office, then you probably knew Lindsay Lohan's latest embarrassment was I Know Who Killed Me. The only thing that could have been worse than the plot of the movie - if it had one - would have to be this boring sex scene. I could make a sex scene with a bottle of gasoline and it would be sexier.

btw: The music is sexy. Turn up your volume to feel the pleasure. I'm sweating already!

Lindsay Lohan taken a plea and will serve 1 day in jail for her 2 DUIs, 2 counts of cocaine possession, transporting a narcotic, driving on a suspended license, drinking underage, plus a hit and run. This is not to say she will serve 24 hours.

TMZ reports: By law, Lohan becomes a second offender (with two DUIs) and must serve a minimum of four days in jail. But the judge cut that in half by ordering her to perform 10 days of community service in lieu of two of the days. He also gave Lindsay one day credit for time served when she was busted. That means she gets a grand total of one day in jail. The judge said Lohan will serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months.

Does anyone else realize how many charges she has and still gets one freaking day? I once peed on a monkey and got 8 years. Sure the monkey was really my girlfriend, and sure by "peed on" I mean "tried to drown," but who's really keeping score anymore?

Earlier today Lindsay Lohan was charged with seven misdemeanors for her two DUI arrests. Luckily for her, she wasn't charged with any felonies, including possession of cocaine, even though it was found in her car and pants. Since there were no felonies, the most time she could spend behind bars is 4 days.

TMZ says: In deciding whether to file felony cocaine charges, the D.A. always looks at the person and the circumstances. In Lohan's case, the fact that she was busted twice in a short period of time actually helped her. It shows someone is struggling with an addiction problem. The fact that each time she was busted, she immediately checked into a rehab facility also helped her case. Also, her age -- 21 -- and the fact that her upbringing was extremely unstable -- also worked in her favor.

Jesus. What the hell does this girl have to do to get in trouble. She could execute a priest and bite the head off of a cute puppy and she would probably get 4 hours of eating cup cakes.

Lindsay appears to still be doing fine in rehab, mostly because it only consists of playing with dogs and shopping. Oh, and tannin. Let's not forget that. If this is what rehab is all about, I'm going to start going their on vacation. It looks like more fun than my trip to the shower.

btw: Lindsay is far from the craziest person there. Check out the crazy bitch in picture #1. While slut face is walking dogs, she's walking a stuffed animal. A freakin' stuffed animal, man..