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I don't care what anyone else thinks about Tyra Banks, she may be a bit wacko and full of her own self importance but she is still hot. Hell I'd bet my annual salary on her being an absolute demon in the sack.

So with that in mind I say she can burn what the hell she wants and look like a jackass in the process, as long as she is looking hot and banging like a nympho when she comes home who gives a shit what she is up to.

I really don't understand why anybody would want to listen to Tyra Banks talk about vaginas for an hour, but apparently somebody does. Cancel her freakin' show, or put a bullet in her brain. You ladies really wanna know what it means when your cooters hurt? It means your a god damn whore, and love the cock a little more than you should. Unless it's my cock, that is.

I've never watched the Tyra Banks show, probably for the same reason I haven't put my penis in a cement mixer, but I'm sure the worst show on TV. Is this all she does all day? She teaches women stupid shit like this? God, I hate her sooo much. I know cancer patients that would rather meet Satan before they met Tyra.

Self-centered bitch Tyra Banks decided to screw over the working man last Saturday. According to a witness, Russell Simmons and Tyra Banks "dined and dashed" on their bill at the W. 57th St. Brooklyn Diner. They had no problem ordering over $100 worth of food, but they obviously felt they were too important to pay for it.

The diner's general manager confirmed the oversight. "I'm sure it was an honest mistake."

Honest mistake my ass. Tyra making an honest mistake is like a mountain lion accidentally eating a puppy. The world would be a much safer place if Tyra was thrown in a pit with 10 hungry mountain lions. Why 10 you ask? Because 10 is scarier than one. And I'm sure a demon bitch like Tyra can shoot lasers out of her eyes.

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Tyra will tell you that she recreated this photo shoot in order to celebrate black history, but everyone knows that she only cares about herself. She only did this to try and show people she wasn't fat, but the picture is clearly photoshopped. And nothing illustrates her fat ass more than her video of trying on the bikini.

Does anyone else feel like she forces out every word she says? Like she just learned English or something? Anyways, she thinks she's a great America hero because of her skin. She's just like that lady from the bus. Or Denzel Washington.

This is Tyra's little rant she went on yesterday, and it really pisses me off that women love her. They act like she's fucking Pocahontus or something. Except she's fat, and not indian. And annoying. If I had to choose between swallowing a porcupine or hearing her voice in person, I'd rake the porc.