I'm back, baby!
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
OK, so my publisher has finally been fixed by a Indian man with a fanny pack. I didn't even know they had computers in India. I thought they just traveled around on elephants and threw rocks at stuff. Anyways, posts will return to normal starting now. Your welcome.
Site Problems..
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Yah, so anyone with a penis figured out that I didn't post yesterday. And if you had a vagina you probably don't know how to use a computer, just a stove. Anyways, I'm currently fixing the problem. It will take a day or two. I'm lucky that I'm able to post right now. And by "I'm lucky," I mean "I have a hooker tied up in my basement."
btw: Hopefully my sexy partner Reese will post some stuff, but she's busy sending me flowers, obviously hoping to buy my affection. But the supermodels know I can never be won over with gifts, just love and kindness.
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