Showing posts with label Kirsten Dunst. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kirsten Dunst. Show all posts

Kirsten Dunst is sexy

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Wow. Sometimes beauty comes along and just sweeps you off your feet. It's like a wave of seductive powers that captures your imagination. Saggy tits, crooked teeth, and hair that looks an old broom? Kirsten Dunst at her best? You better believe it. Seriously, if I saw this thing coming at me I would have a priest bless a cross with holy water and stab it in the chest.

Posted by darkhat at 7/17/2007 1 comments  

Kirsten Dunst is humble

Friday, April 20, 2007

All around super bitch, Kirsten Dunst, has been making claims that the Spiderman franchise can only be successful with her. There's been a lot of rumors about the Spiderman 4 cast, and Kirsten gave her opinion.

Dunst said:"Audiences aren't stupid. It'd be a big flop without me, Tobey, or Sam. That would really not be the smartest move."

First of all, you could replace Kirsten with a duck billed platypus that smokes a cigar and nobody would know the difference. In fact, geeks around the world know that she should have died in the last one. At least that's what the comic book says. But now we have a chance to kill her in real life, as long as some super hit man decides to do everyone a favor. Or s he could just walk in front of a fucking bus. Bitch

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Posted by darkhat at 4/20/2007 0 comments  

Umm, There's Nothing To Grab

Tuesday, March 06, 2007


















I don't know what fairytale this girl is living in, but she needs to realize Kirsten Dunst has no tits. In fact, she's exactly like a young boy, but her voice makes you want to swallow a pound of baking soda. I swear to fucking ,I would rather stick my hand in lava before I groped her two mosquito bites.

Posted by darkhat at 3/06/2007 1 comments