Jennifer Aniston Might Be Pregnanct
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Apparently the reason behind the Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer reunion might have to do with the fact that Jen is expecting a baby.
The rumour mill has kicked into high gear about the possibility that Jenn might already be showing a bit of a baby bump.
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Alicia Keys Has A Huge Ass
Friday, March 02, 2007
I'm not sure how many jars of fluff you have to eat to grow a ass like Alicia Keys, but John Mayer must have been terrified performing with her. I asked one of my doctor friends, and he claims it has to be a tumor. A tumor...with a mind of it's own. DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN...
John Mayer Is A Moron
Monday, February 12, 2007
It's kind of sad that John probably rehearsed those two Japanese lines for a month straight and thinks he's cool. I don't know about most men, but if I was banging Jessica I would put up Billboards and host all night dance-a-thons in order to tell everyone about our relationship.