Thursday, May 22, 2008

Carson Dressed As Denise

I always knew there was something iffy about Carson Daly - now it has all become clear.

Carson Daly wants to be Denise Richards, wtf? Yeah, this site have the exclusive photos.

Here's one picture of the douchebag all dressed up as Denise with him wearing a dress, blonde wig and high heels no doubt, although we can't see that low but believe me, he has a purse and heels down there.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Yawn????

The much anticipated Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull made it’s debut on Sunday, May 18th at the Cannes Film Festival and according to some who previewed the film, it may not have been worth the 19 year wait.

Harrison Ford had this to say about the lackluster acceptance of his latest project:

"I’m not afraid at all. I expect to have the whip turned on me. It’s not unusual for something that is popular to be disdained by some people, and I fully expect it. I work for the people who pay to get in. They are my customers, and my focus is on providing the best experience I can for those people.”

The movie has been shrouded in secrecy up until now. Usually the film would have had numerous press screenings but director Steven Spielberg and creator-producer George Lucas opted for the showy splash of Cannes to make their big entrance.

Taylor Swift Wins New Female Vocalist

Taylor Swift won top new female vocalist at the 43rd Annual Academy of Country Music Awards and had one special person to thank for helping her get where she is today.

“Mom, thank you so much,” she said as she fought back tears. “I love you. This is for you.”

Monday, April 21, 2008

Enrique Says His Package Is A Big Surprise To The Ladies

Enrique Iglesias is talking toolbox and claiming the ladies are surprised he's well hung when they sample the goods.

'I said I had a small penis as a joke. And they took it literally when it is not the truth. So when people find out it's not the case they are pleasantly surprised.'

I don't think the ladies give a shit how big his cock is - as long as it's inside them with Enrique pounding hard and fast.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Id Bed Natalie Before Paris

Here's sexy Paris Hilton lookalike Natalie Reid all glammed up on the set of the Wayans Brothers' "Snowflake."

Natalie was beside herself as she was bestowed the superstar treatment on the set. She had her own trailer, a stand-in and even fans asking her for her autograph.

Natalie told a close friend, "The shoot went amazing today; the Wayans Brothers liked me so much: they kept giving me more lines!"

As you can see from her on set pictures, Natalie definitely rains on Paris Hilton's parade in the looks dept - now most of you would have Paris ahead of Nat but that's only because you think she's a dirty slut who'd ride you all day long. Now no one is saying she won't - it's just that your tool might fall off two days later with all the STDs you might catch.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Smiley Jen & Two Sleeping Babes Take Over The World

Its been just under a month since the $6m babies landed and now it's time to see them splashed on every blog, website and news outlet across the globe.

So do you want a look at them? Shame on you!!! Sadly I'm not into this crap but there are plenty of others waisting space on it including this little lot below but be warned, it's the same crap photo on them all, smiley Jennifer and two sleeping babies.

Can't believe People paid six mil for this.

Does This Look Like $6 Million Cover To You?

Meet J-Lo’s twins

Look! Photos Of Jennifer Lopez’s Twins! In A Magazine!

First Jennifer Lopez's Baby Pictures on People Magazine!

First Picture so Jennifer Lopez's Twins

Jennifer Lopez Twins , Max and Emme - First Public Photo

Jennifer Lopez Twins Pictures People Magazine March 2008

Jennifer Lopez Twins Debut In This Weeks “People” Magazine

First Look At Jennifer Lopez And The Twins

Jennifer Lopez reveals her twins

Oh yeah, here's the original People exclusive:

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: See Jennifer Lopez's Twins!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Cheryl Looks Damn Sexy In Will.i.am’s New Video

Cheryl Tweedy - or is it Cheryl Cole? - the soon to be divorced pop star has popped up in the video for Will.i.am’s new single Heartbreaker.

The video hasn't yet made it online but I do have a clip from a British TV show about Girls Aloud that aired last night showing a few snippets. It is definitely worth watching as Cheryl is looking so sexy.

To be honest I have now watched it several times and I can't take my eyes off her ass. Enjoy it and if anyone finds the full official version drop me an email with the link or file.



H/T BBI

Monday, March 17, 2008

Another Mariah Panty Flash

I can't believe this is the first set of pictures here on DarkHat of Mariah Carey flashing her knickers. Not one panty upskirt photo in sight, which is rather surprising considering the number of times Mariah has given us a close look at her ass in a short skirt.

I must remember to delve deep into the DarkHat smut vault and pull out a few great memories of Mariah and share my sordid fantasies of her giving me an erotic lapdance in a mini skirt to the point she has me exploding in my shorts. I was going to say it wouldn't be hard but of course it would, the correct wording should have been it wouldn't be difficult.

Now a Mariah Carey sex tape would be on the top 5 most wanted leaked tape list for sure. That celebrity sex tape list is definately coming together nicely. Tomorrow for sure.




I Don't Want To See Kristin Davis Having Sex

Kristin Davis, star of Melrose Place and Sex and the City, is the latest celeb to have a rumoured sex tape doing the rounds.

on 205th have a censored photo but if you prefer to see the supposed Kristin Davis licking balls then head to WWTDD who have the full colour photo.

This kinda got me thinking, now I know I don't want to see the Kristin Davis sex tape even if it is real, so who do I really want to see in a leaked home porno?

That's a long post that will require some time and thought so I'll write it tomorrow.

So What Diddy Daddy Doody Know About The Tupac Shooting?

Well according to Mr Diddy Daddy Doody he knew nothing. What about that old saying 'There is no smoke without fire'?

As Reuters reported:

The Los Angeles Times has linked two former associates of rap mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs to a 1994 assault on singer Tupac Shakur and suggested Combs knew of the attack in advance. Combs called the story "a lie."

The newspaper's report on Monday cited an unnamed source who said he was questioned during a federal probe of the shooting and beating of Shakur at the Quad Recording Studios in New York City.

Combs' associates helped plan the attack, the source told the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Times. The paper said it corroborated the source's comments in several ways.

The Times suggested Combs and another rapper, the Notorious B.I.G. (Christopher Wallace), knew Shakur was being set up. For years, Shakur claimed Combs was involved, it said.

"This story is a lie," Combs said in a statement on Monday. "It is beyond ridiculous and is completely false. Neither Biggie (Wallace) nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during or after it happened."