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From the back Katie Holmes looks as manly as Tom Cruise in this image taken at a recent cocktail party thrown for cast members of All My Sons.

Did Katie take one of Tome’s suits off the rack?

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In a move that will make him shockingly more crazy, Tom Cruise is planning to build a huge underground bunker at his Telluride, Colorado estate. Obviously it's to stay safe when the galactic ruler Xenu returns. Obviously. It will have enough food and equipment for 10 people to last a couple of years. Whoa. Normal.

Star and Celebitchy report: Devout Scientologist Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech air-purifying system, “it’s a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survice for years.” Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galatic [sic] ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a safe place to survive.

All of this is really pretty normal. I remember I once built a tree house to stop the evil land gnomes from eating my soul. You see, they can only attack at night, and they can only stay on the ground. They aren't allowed to climb. It makes perfect sense.

Apparently big movie stars don't know a thing about dancing, because Katie Holmes was caught doing the chicken dance at the Beckham party. Don't ask why Tom is turned on by this, because you're likely to fall too deep down the rabbit hole. All you need to know is I'm a fantastic dancer (14 years of ballroom dancing at the Victorian Academy in France). Why, you ask? I do it so I can create art on the dance floor. It's simply beautiful.

Tom Cruise has finally achieved the highest level possible in Scientology. Among many crazy things he gets - like a silver hat and the key to life - he can also marry people. And now he he will do it for the first time with friend James Packer, who is one of Australia's richest men.

Page Six says: "Tom Cruise is at the highest level of "clear" in Scientology - and now he may even perform a wedding for a friend, Australian heir James Packer, one of the church's richest benefactors. Packer, who inherited a $6.5 billion fortune when his father, Kerry, died last year, weds model-turned-singer Erica Baxter Wednesday on France's Cote d'Azur. A mystery client, believed to be Packer, has booked the entire Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat and the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc, presumably for his guests."

I have no clue what could possible go on at a Scientology wedding, but I'm sure it ends with a virgin screaming as her blood is dripped across an altar. We can only assume that children are probably given a pinata that looks like Jesus and smash it to bits. BOOOYAA!

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