Tom Cruise is an alien, kinda

Monday, June 18, 2007

Tom Cruise has finally achieved the highest level possible in Scientology. Among many crazy things he gets - like a silver hat and the key to life - he can also marry people. And now he he will do it for the first time with friend James Packer, who is one of Australia's richest men.

Page Six says: "Tom Cruise is at the highest level of "clear" in Scientology - and now he may even perform a wedding for a friend, Australian heir James Packer, one of the church's richest benefactors. Packer, who inherited a $6.5 billion fortune when his father, Kerry, died last year, weds model-turned-singer Erica Baxter Wednesday on France's Cote d'Azur. A mystery client, believed to be Packer, has booked the entire Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat and the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc, presumably for his guests."

I have no clue what could possible go on at a Scientology wedding, but I'm sure it ends with a virgin screaming as her blood is dripped across an altar. We can only assume that children are probably given a pinata that looks like Jesus and smash it to bits. BOOOYAA!

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