Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

Here's a set of pics of Heidi Montag at the "A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival" that took place earlier this week. Is it just me or does she look as if she'd rather be somewhere else?

Maybe she was disappointed at the lack of lunchbox action at the event - who knows and who really cares.

Jesus Christ! I don't know what Heidi Montag could be so excited about. It certainly isn't her stupid reality show, The Hills, so I'm certain it has to be her new implants. I haven't seen a girl this happy since I passed my last AIDS test. Or did I?

I'm not sure being a supporting actress on The Hills makes you famous, but any girl taking a shower is usually worth reporting. Especially if it's outside, and she's not fat. I hate fat girls, but only because they don't have feelings. They're not even real people, and I like real people with feelings. Call me crazy.

That low rent reality TV star from The Hills, Heidi Montag, has reportedly been asked by Playboy to show off her new tits in their magazine.

Her manager/boyfriend Spencer Pratt told In Touch Weekly: "They've offered her 1 million to be in the magazine." Although Playboy representative Lauren Melone calls it a lie in a statement by saying they "wouldn't pay $1 million."

It has to be a lie. I wouldn't pay Heidi 3 paperclips, a shoe lace, and a gerbil to get naked. Hell, I'd probably pay her a million to stop being on TV, but that's about it. Or maybe for head.

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