Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

Megan Fox dropping some serious cleavage and looking like the sexiest celebrity babe on the planet at the Jonah Hex premiere.

I could be watching my grandmother burned alive - and if Megan Fox was in the room - I'd just start masturbating. Seriously, I feel we owe it to her. All of us Americans, but not the Canadians. Damn communists.

In a night of nonstop disappointment, the 2007 MTV VMAs made sure to let down the world by showing off as little skin as possible. Thank god Megan Fox can look hot in almost anything, because the rest of Hollywood looks like they're eating dinner with my grandma. My mom always taught me less clothes are better, which is why I consist of sex appeal and deep blue eyes. But most of the whores I bang still want the money up front. psssh.

btw: If you're a moron, the pics below are... from top to bottom: Megan Fox, Hayden Panettier, Rihanna, and then Ashlee Simpson.