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Christina Aguilera was on the Ellen DeGeneres Show today! She talked mostly about her baby son Max. Nice, lovely, sweet. Who gives a shit? All we're really interested in is the size of them puppies. Her hooters were looking nearly as good as her ass. ( I have a fetish for Christina's ass) She has lost a few pounds but did you see those titties?

She also talked about a Briss party - WTF? She had a party to celebrate cutting off the top of her baby's dick? To me that is odd but I suppose I can let it pass due to those superb looking jugs.

Here is a YouTube clip of the interview. Keep the volume down, don't punish yourself listening to all this baby crap.

I may not be the best secret agent in the world (probably top 3) , but hiding a pregnancy isn't going to work if your tits grow double the size. This would be like hiding my boner with a clear zip lock bag.

After weeks of rumors, it has finally been confirmed that Christina Aguilera is pregnant. Great. It's just what we need, another fat girl.

Page six confirms: The rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according to a well-placed source. "She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it." This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

I don't think anyone wants to see Jordam Bratman's seed grow, but it is far to late. This baby is going to come out looking like a damn cyclops. A cyclops with a hot body. One that I could masturbate to.

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In what could be the dumbest idea ever, Christina Aguilera is most likely pregnant. After numerous rumors that have circulated, it now seems they can finally be confirmed.

All headline news says: Christina was spotted at a maternity hospital last week, which prompted speculation that she is having a baby with husband Jordan Bateman. According to Britain's News Of The World newspaper, Christina's usually washboard flat abs are now showing sighs of a "small bump."

Most rumors claim she is going to announce the pregnancy today or tomorrow, but who the fuck knows. All I know is this woman should be thrown down the stairs before she has a chance to turn herself into a whale. A brick to the stomach also works well, if you haven't heard.

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I'm not sure who is the stand in for Christina Aguilera when she is dancing in her videos, but it certainly isn't her. I've seen blind people who have been lit on fire dance better. Sure, they have dedication, but they're on fire, man.

If any of you young ladies out there are looking for a reason to non get pregnant, this is it. If you were born hot and rich - and have the willpower to never eat - you can also be as bangable as Christina. And I hope you will, but I'll be sitting across from you eating a four course meal.

I'm not a bra sales man (note- I really am), but I'm pretty sure hot girls don't need them. They have mystical breasts that stay perky their whole life. Or at least until they reach 27. Or have a kid. Damn, I hate children. It's too bad they all don't live in a village that boarders a class 5 volcano.

Christina Aguilera always seems to get hotter and hotter, unlike most of my girlfriends who get fatter and fatter. But that's probably because we eat caramel covered marsh mellows 5 days a week. Seriously though, Christina is top 3 sexiest women on earth. She could inject my mother with AIDS and I'd give her a high five for effort.