Christina Aguilera is probably pregnant

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

In what could be the dumbest idea ever, Christina Aguilera is most likely pregnant. After numerous rumors that have circulated, it now seems they can finally be confirmed.

All headline news says: Christina was spotted at a maternity hospital last week, which prompted speculation that she is having a baby with husband Jordan Bateman. According to Britain's News Of The World newspaper, Christina's usually washboard flat abs are now showing sighs of a "small bump."

Most rumors claim she is going to announce the pregnancy today or tomorrow, but who the fuck knows. All I know is this woman should be thrown down the stairs before she has a chance to turn herself into a whale. A brick to the stomach also works well, if you haven't heard.


Posted by Unknown at 6/13/2007  

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