Christina Aguilera is pregnant

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

After weeks of rumors, it has finally been confirmed that Christina Aguilera is pregnant. Great. It's just what we need, another fat girl.

Page six confirms: The rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according to a well-placed source. "She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it." This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

I don't think anyone wants to see Jordam Bratman's seed grow, but it is far to late. This baby is going to come out looking like a damn cyclops. A cyclops with a hot body. One that I could masturbate to.


Posted by Unknown at 6/20/2007  

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