Jack Osbourne banged Paris

Thursday, June 21, 2007

You can add Jack Osbourne to the millions that have hollowed out Paris Hilton. The source is his parents, so who knows what these retards have in mind.

Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY — which one was it, Sharon?” Sharon replied with: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”

I can't say I'm surprised at this. Paris would have sex with a ant-eater if it showed enough interest. The girl's hand shake probably involves her mouth on your penis. And I doubt she's ever heard of a condom, because she's "clean."


Posted by Unknown at 6/21/2007  

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