Kirsten Dunst is humble

Friday, April 20, 2007

All around super bitch, Kirsten Dunst, has been making claims that the Spiderman franchise can only be successful with her. There's been a lot of rumors about the Spiderman 4 cast, and Kirsten gave her opinion.

Dunst said:"Audiences aren't stupid. It'd be a big flop without me, Tobey, or Sam. That would really not be the smartest move."

First of all, you could replace Kirsten with a duck billed platypus that smokes a cigar and nobody would know the difference. In fact, geeks around the world know that she should have died in the last one. At least that's what the comic book says. But now we have a chance to kill her in real life, as long as some super hit man decides to do everyone a favor. Or s he could just walk in front of a fucking bus. Bitch


Posted by Unknown at 4/20/2007  

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