Tuesday, November 06, 2007
I spend a lot of my time teaching married people how to bring the spice back into their bedroom, so I'm pretty much an expert on relationships. That being said, it's obvious that Lindsay Lohan is going to dump Riley Giles in less than a month. That is not how you kiss a girl. Most girls recount seeing flying stars and hearing bells when I kiss them, but not everyone can be me. Sucks, I know.