Lindsay loves sex and drugs, in rehab

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

You will probably be shocked, but Lindsay has been doing drugs and banging guys while in rehab.

Female First reports:"Lindsay got called into the director's office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn't conform to the program she'd have to leave."

And, it's also reported: “Staff were alerted to the bathroom because there were strange noises coming from inside and two voices could be heard,” a source says. “When they opened the door, Lindsay was in a compromising position with the guy – who’s also at Cirque for drug rehab.”“Rumors spread like wildfire across the place that they’d been having sex. When staff found them they were all flustered and Lindsay’s hair was all over the shop,” the source adds. “She was livid that she was given the miserable task of cleaning the bathrooms so the theory was she’d do something really dirty in there.”

Jesus Christ. I think I'm in love with this girl. The only draw back is she has been used more than a toilet seat. My penis would be safer in a meat grinder.

Posted by Unknown at 8/29/2007  

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