Angelina Jolie's Mother Is Not Alive

Monday, January 29, 2007

Angelina Jolie's mother, Marcheline Bertrand, has died aged 56 after fighting cancer for more than 7 years.

Contact Music reports: "Speaking in a recent interview, the Tomb Raider star Angelina said that her inspiration to become an actress was instilled by her mother not her more famous Oscar-wining father, with whom she is thought to have little contact."

Most of my life is spent trying to impress hot girls, so I'm probably going to dedicate a room in my apartment to catching this guy who killed Angelina's mother. It doesn't seem like they have too many details, but he calls himself Cancer. And I'm pretty sure he rapes young girls. And has a stuffed animal room. And it has cool whip in it. Creepy.

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