We Got Really Lucky

Monday, January 29, 2007

Mariah Carey is on the cover of the new Playboy, and I know what you're thinking. You can put that gun away. She isn't getting naked. It's amazing what photo shop can do. I would rather see a paraplegic man finger banging a 12 year old male Guatemalan prostitute before I'd want to see Mariah's tits.

BTW: Besides her virginity, I stole this pic from the sexy Nosy Snoop. Why don't you return my calls, baby?!

Posted by Unknown at 1/29/2007  

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