WTF?! Kristie Alley Has A Sex Ban
Monday, December 11, 2006
The still very fat Kirstie Alley insists on waiting six months before having sex with any potential boyfriend. She doesn't think 6 months without sex is too long, but that's probably because she's gone 3 years.
Alley says: "When I find someone who I'm really, really interested in, I am not having sex with that person for at least six months. I take sex seriously, and if you think you might want to spend the rest of your life with someone, six months is a drop in the bucket."
I can't think of anything worse than having sex with Kristie Alley. I just made a list of things, and the only things worse are an ant eater and a Minotaur (half horse, half human). But I'm not sure if either one of those things are even real, so this is just gross. God, ewww!
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