NIcole Richie Got A DUI

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

By now everyone knows that Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. The booking sheet reveals Richie is 5'1" and 85 lbs, which ways less than my penis.

Although she was not under the influence of any alcohol, TMZ says: "Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot."

Alright, this is old news, so I don't even want to talk about it. I would have reported this yesterday, but I was busy reading to the orphans at their new housing unit. They call it, "the house that love built." Because I built it. With love. And my abs of steel, baby!

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Posted by darkhat at 12/12/2006  

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