Pitt And Jolie Are Not Getting Married
Monday, December 11, 2006
In news that will have you not surprised, Brad Pitt's rep has denied rumors that he is going to wed Angelina Jolie in Johannesburg on Chrismas.
The rep told Us weekly:"It's all made up," the rep told Us Weekly.
Wow. What a shocker. I'm pretty sure nobody believed this to begin with. It would be more believable if a pink elephant gave birth to a genius robot. And not just any genius robot, one that everybody thinks is just a bunch of mechanical parts, but he really has a soul on the inside. And before the humans try to kill him, he actually cries which proves he has real feelings and may not be a robot after all. And maybe his name should be Oscar or something.
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