Paris Goes After Lindsay's Ex-Boyfriend

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Paris Hilton has found a way to hit Lindsay Lohan where it hurts, and that means going after her ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton. Recently, Lindsay flipped out when Paris had Harry sleep over at her place on November 7th.

Lohan confronted Paris about the Harry thing, and a friend said:“Lindsay still loves Harry, and this is devastating her. Hilton is said to be smitten. Harry is Paris’s type of guy He’s handsome and rich!”

To be honest, Morton's friends claim he isn't into Paris, and I can believe it. I can only imagine having sex with Paris would be like banging a super-sized cricket. With herpes. And a voice that makes you want to slit a baby puppy's throat.

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Posted by darkhat at 11/16/2006  
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