Kevin Federline Needs Food

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Now that Britney Spears has stopped K-fed's spending, the low rent rapper is broke. Even before the split was announced, Spears cut off his cell phone and his own mother couldn't even get a hold of him. Federline is now trying to slow down his spending.

Recently he was at a club, and an eyewitness claimed: "He just kept ordering more and more food and then asked for it to be put in containers so he could take the food out to the clubs with him. Then he started putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles and stuck them under his coat trying to sneak the liquor out with him. It was really unbelievable to watch. The guy obviously has enough money to buy a bottle of liquor on his own without trying to sneak it under his coat. Well, maybe not anymore."

The rich and famous, who I most certainly am (not?), never take food home from a restaurant. It's just not classy. Leftovers are something for hairdressers and plummers. It's just not what sexy bloggers do. Usually we bang strippers in the evening and wake up to a bowl of cocaine in the morning. Did I say cocaine? I meant Apple Jacks. They're delicious, baby!

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Posted by darkhat at 11/15/2006  
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