Jessica Alba Is Too Sexy For Religion
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Jessica Alba quit her born-again Christian church after their religious leaders accused her of being too sexy.
Alba claims she left the religion because: "older men would hit on me and my youth pastor said it was because I was wearing provocative clothing, when I wasn't. It just made me feel like if I was in any way desirable to the opposite sex, that it was my fault, and it made me ashamed of my body and of being a woman. I thought it was a nice guide, but it certainly wasn't how I was going to live my life."
There's not many people you will find that are more annoying than born-again Christians. If I was a pastor there, I would actually encourage Jessica Alba to be more provocative. She would be required to do a dildo show in the holy water, while me and the altar boys ran a train on her. I guess now I'm forced to go execute a family of Christians to show Jessica that I love her. Why won't the voices stop?
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