Tom Cruise May Not Be The Father
Friday, September 08, 2006
Rumors are running wild on the internet about Suri Cruise, specifically her slanted eyes. There is a big theory, which almost seems true, that Chris Klein got Katie pregnant before they broke up. This is kind of long, but read it anyway, it makes sense.
The source claims:"Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn't MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don't remember, Suri's announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn't want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn't newborn. After a few months it's not so easy to recognize a baby's exact age. "
I'm not too big into conspiracies, unless they involve me being molested by Martians, but this one really does work. There is one sure way to find out if this rumor is true. If Suri grows up and doesn't know how to spell the word "cat," she is probably Chris Klein's kid and not Tom's. Or if she makes a bunch of bad teen movies with no future in Hollywood, she is definitely Klein's.
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