Jessica Simpson Likes Tight Pants

Monday, August 28, 2006

My mother always told me, "if you got the ass for tight pants, flaunt it, honey." Apparently, Jessica has learned the same thing, and I doubt anybody will be upset about this.

It's pretty hard to tell whether she's going to a biker rally, concert, gang bang, or a funeral, but it really doesn't matter. I would have sex with her at all of those. It wouldn't matter if it was her own funeral. It's always exciting to see if I could get off before they pull me off the corpse.

Posted by Unknown at 8/28/2006  

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