Britney Spears Is The Face Of Wal-Mart

Monday, August 28, 2006

Britney Spears has signed a multimillion dollar deal that has made her the new face of Wal-Mart. She will promote "I’m Country", which is a new hick line of clothing, cosmetics, and home accessories.

Susan Chambers made the announcement: "We feel that Britney, more than any other celebrity, speaks to the soul of our customer base: the working mother who’s maybe put on weight and let herself go, but who’s still a sassy little number at heart."

You know you run a white trash company when you feel your customers will relate with someone who has "put on weight and let herself go." This is really a match made in heaven. It's kind of like the skull and cross-bones guy becoming the face of poison, only Britney is now the face of fat and disgusting. Unlike The Darkhat, which most people believe is the face of erotic sex, and tube socks.


Posted by Unknown at 8/28/2006  

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