George Clooney Wants To Kill Himself

Thursday, August 10, 2006

George Clooney has come forward and admitted that he felt suicidal for the first time last year. Clooney revealed a bunch of personal tragedies made him contemplate suicide.

He was quoted saying: "Last year was probably the worst year personally I've ever had. My brother-in law died of a heart grandma fell, broke her hip and died... my dog got attacked by a rattlesnake and killed. Then there was this scene where I was taped to a chair and the chair was kicked over and I hit my head..."

OK, so let's get this straight. A reason to have a suicidal year is when you fall off a chair and hit your head? Yah, that's pretty tuff, I don't know how you're still a successful movie star. I'm pretty sure the only people that threaten to kill themselves and never do it are those stupid goth kids. You know, the kids that think they're vampires and drink the blood of squirrels at cemeteries. Great life guys, do you ever actually consider talking to girls?


Posted by Unknown at 8/10/2006  

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