Mischa Barton Offends Some Guy

Friday, August 11, 2006

Mischa Barton offended British royal Lord Freddie Windsor by playing with her Blackberry throughout an entire dinner party at London's Kensington Palace. Lord Freddie couldn't believe she had the audacity to do such a thing.

A source confirms: "She brought along her hairdresser as chaperone. Even though Mischa was seated right next to Freddie, she spent the whole meal tapping text messages into her Blackberry. Freddie was rather offended."

I'm not going to pretend like I know who Lord Freddie is, and I'm also not going to pretend I understand why there are still places on earth where you are allowed to be called "Lord." Whenever people say America is arrogant, they should understand it's because we are better than everyone. It really is that simple. We don't have a bunch of dipshits running around with crowns calling themselves lords or kings. We should all agree that you can't be called a "lord" unless you can order 7 or 8 beheadings in one day. Or if you're spending your birthday in the ball pit at Burger King.


Posted by Unknown at 8/11/2006  

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