Eat Britney's Sandwich

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Britney Spears' half-eaten sandwich is now being auctioned off on ebay. The sandwich was taken from a table at the music awards Britney attended earlier this year.

The seller claims to have been working as a waiter at the event, and he claims: "In situations like this, we're expected to do the usual catering thing, pick up plates after people are done. It does not, however, say anything about how I am supposed to discard their food when they have me pick up their leftovers. The sandwich is an egg salad sandwich with tomato and lettuce on wheat bread. Kevin Federline had a few things to eat that night, but the only leftover item I managed to pick up from him was a corn dog."

I once ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that fell in the garbage, but I doubt I'd ever eat something that touched Britney or K-fed's mouth. It's just not healthy. The only thing worse than eating something like that is sitting next to a black person during any public event. Well, if you're hoping to hear a lot of "Daaaamnnn!! OHHH SNAP YO," than I guess you're in the right seat. Man, this site is so offensive and provocative.

Source and Ebay

Posted by Unknown at 8/30/2006  
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