Mel Gibson Is A Drunk
Friday, July 28, 2006
Mel Gibson was arrested in Malibu, California early this morning for suspicion of DUI. His bail was set at $5,000. He was pulled over for speeding in his brand new Lexus on the Pacific Coast Highway and a Breathalyzer test was administered. The arrest report lists the time of arrest as 2:36AM and the time booked as 4:06AM.
A spokesman said: "Mel Gibson was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was released later this morning. The investigation was still ongoing, just like it would be with any other person."
Most people in the United States understand that being a secret agent means that you don't get arrested for DUI's. I've been pulled over countless times, while under the influence, and still faced no penalty. It's because I toy with the cops, especially if they are female. But it really doesn't matter. I can just drop my wallet and bend over, and the cops basically have orgasms before they write their tickets. Man, I'm so sexy. I can't help it. Like a red hot poker, baby.
BTW: Mel had a .12 blood alcohol level and the legal limit in California is .08.
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