Kid Rock And Pamela Anderson Are Married

Monday, July 31, 2006

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married on a yacht near Saint Tropez, France, on Saturday. Some celebrities who attended the event were Cindy Crawford, Rande Gerber, Jimmy Choo, Tamara Mellon and Elton John's husband David Furnish. This is the first of four planned ceremonies they plan on having.

Wedding guest Mellon says: "She was the most beautiful bride I've ever seen - like a modern-day Brigitte Bardot. Kid Rock was a total rock star. He gave her a good kiss. Everybody was crying."

Pamela Anderson gives hope to white trash women in trailer parks the way I give hope to high class women in New York. When I borrow my friend's office and put up a new sign that says, "Gynecologist, first exam free." The ladies come running. Have you ever had a Gynecologist do a full check up using only his penis? Didn't think so.


Posted by Unknown at 7/31/2006  

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