Tori Spelling Gets Free Porn For Life

Monday, July 31, 2006

Tori Spelling has admitted that she and her husband watch hardcore porn, but she doesn't want you to know which movies they are watching. After the company's CEO heard Spelling rents movies from his site SugarDVD.com, he wanted to release what titles she was renting.

He said this to her reps: "they weren't pleased, they told me not to. We're going to give her free porn for life."

Well, everyone knows Tori is only inheriting $800,000 from her father's death, so she needs all the charity she can get. I've made plenty of porn movies in my day, but they were an acquired taste. Usually, the girls didn't even know they were being taped. And by "usually" I obviously mean "It was a pin hole camera above the bed, so they never knew." But it's all in good fun. You should have seen their faces when I brought in that Silver Back Gorilla to pound away at that vagina. Man, that's gotta hurt.

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