Jessica Simpson Celebrates Her Birthday

Thursday, July 13, 2006

These pictures were taken two days ago when Jessica was celebrating her 26th birthday in Cabo. Judging by the fancy bar graph I made to determine how sexy Jessica looks in a bikini, it definitely supports my theory that masturbating to these pictures is exciting.

I don't know why she's covering up. I can only assume it's because she was classy enough to send me the topless pictures privately, in my email. I'm going to check that...now.



Posted by Unknown at 7/13/2006  
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