Jessica Alba Owns One Bikini

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Believe me when I tell you, 90% of Jessica Alba bikini pictures involve her wearing this bikini. I could probably post 15 sets of pictures over the last two years that have her wearing this bikini. She is here at Vancouver beach this time, but I'm sure she'll wear this same swimsuit to the next beach she goes to. Doesn't she have money? Doesn't Cash Warren want to break her knee caps? I'm really not masturbating to these pictures out of protest. Until Jessica buys new swimwear, I'm done with her.

Note to ladies: Don't pick out your summer bikini's based on Jessica Alba's style. The purpose of a bikini is to not make your tits look small and saggy.

Posted by Unknown at 7/25/2006  
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