Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

These new pictures of Brittany Murphy were taken when she was at the premier of the new Edward Burns movie The Groomsmen. At first I was going to say how she looked pretty and her rack is better than ever, but then I remembered she is still white trash at heart. I was almost fooled into taking my pants down too, they were around my ankles and I already had the mayonnaise smushed between my hands.

Just because she is wearing a push up bra, a nice dress, and tons of makeup doesn't mean anything. You can put lip stick on a spitting mule and enter it into a beauty pageant, but at the end of the day everyone knows he's still a mule. Girls like Britney need to realize they are destined to be the girl that tries to get you to play the ring toss at your local carnival.