Brad Pitt Won't Get Married

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

It was first thought that Angelina Jolie would not commit to marrying Brad Pitt, but now it looks like it's the opposite. According to his grandmother, Brad will not marry Angelina until he is over his split from Jennifer Aniston.

His grandmother said this about the conversation: "Brad promised his last wife on their wedding day they'd be together forever, and they didn't make it. He is a sensitive soul who just wants to make sure he can keep his promise this time around."

You can call me crazy, but haven't these two been divorced since the 80's or something? Get over her already. On one hand you have a sexual cougar, and on the other hand you have Aniston - a girl who would rather play Yahtzee instead of giving head. I've always found the best way to get over a girl hating you is to either a) eat a lot of ice cream b) become a black out drunk or c) build a sexy time machine that let's you get her back. Given my scientific background, and this Harvard diploma I downloaded off the internet, you know what direction I'm going in.


Posted by Unknown at 7/26/2006  

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