We Almost Got Lucky

Friday, June 30, 2006

Database is reporting that Rob Schneider is recovering from heatstroke and food poisoning after fainting on the set of his new movie, Big Stan. The temperatures on the set, which took place in a prison, reached over 110 degrees.

His publicist Shara Koplowitz says, "The combination of bad food and the heat just hit him. He's back on the set directing today (Thursday)."

Every time you think there may be a God, something like this happens and you question life. If there was a God, he would have rid the world of people like Rob Schneider. People who aren't funny, but can consistently get movie roles because they drink with Adam Sandler. Rob is really some type of ultra demon boy who needs to be killed. When he does finally die, you can bet your ass I'll dig up his body just to light it on fire. And that's not all, my friends. I'll probably bring a grandfather clock and hit him with it a few times while saying, "You know what time it is? Huh? Time to die, bitch." Man, I'm so clever.

Posted by Unknown at 6/30/2006  

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