Mariah Carey Is Strange

Friday, June 30, 2006

F.First is reporting that Mariah Carey will only eat food that is purple. Mariah believes purple foods will stop her aging process, and slow down her skin from wrinkling.

The Sun newspaper as saying: "It sounds off-the-wall but it's a huge injection of healthy food in one go. Purple products are nature's best weapons in the battle against aging. There's a saying that 'a plum a day keeps a face-lift away'."

I'm pretty sure I use to eat like this when I was 5, but not since then. Picking a food based on the color is like picking a girl based on the severity of her brain cancer. Does it really matter? As long as she doesn't die that night it really isn't your problem. Based on important studies conducted by my penis, woman with brain cancer give good head, but they get too emotional when you smack them in the back of the head and say, "give me that cancer baby, I want it"

Posted by Unknown at 6/30/2006  
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