Paris Hilton's First Music Video

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

This is Paris Hilton's brand new first-ever music video, Stars Are Blind. I wanted to see what type of masturbation level this video had, but I got bored half way through and watched Laguna Beach reruns. Regardless, most people will consider this video a big deal.


Posted by Unknown at 6/06/2006  
13 comments
Anonymous said...

Needs more anus

1:08 AM  
Anonymous said...

Awesome retrospective of all the crap videos from the early nineties. It fresh in an overly recycled way. The production budget for this video is a definite reflection on how AMAZING this song sounds. The best part is the generic stock footage of a wave dissolving into the shot of PH trying to seduce an obviously gay male-model.

I'm glad the Van Nuys Public Access station was able to pull together a solid crew and give PH the video she deserves.

1:44 AM  
Anonymous said...

Wow....

Good song, honestly, catchy. But I bet if I watched this sung live I would puke. Because I would bet any one of Paris' millions that the editors of this CD had a whole lotta fucking around to do with it.

I mean really. I heard her sing Hefner 'happy birthday', and it wasn't close to this smooth. And happy birthday is just about the world's easiest song...for anybody. Even the tone deaf.

1:48 AM  
Anon-Acotr said...

This song has been virtually created by musical technicians. Its actually very catchy. The video sucks. I mean she is very rich. She should have been able to afford something better than this. And i love how being rich is the only qualification for making an album and being in a movie... thanks American pop culture, thanks alot.

2:30 AM  
Anonymous said...

My iq just dropped 10 points from watching that video.

just what we need...another britney in the world with no talent and no real singing capabilities..

3:36 AM  
Anonymous said...

she sounds like a cheap rip-off of gwen stefani

6:19 AM  
Anonymous said...

This is hilarious....PH singing about love when she goes through men like normal people go through toilet paper....This crap belongs in the toilet with said toilet paper....the girl has no talent....no looks.....and is just plain stupid....I think the world can go on without another unimportant talentless heiress trying to sing and act....she should just go back to spending daddy's money and leave everything else to the people with talent....and am I the only person that thinks no amount of make-up can cover how ugly she really is???

9:09 AM  
Anonymous said...

Wow, sounds exactly like KINGSTON TOWN by 89ERS. But I'm sure this will blow up regardless.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous said...

Paris is a loveless slut... she knows nothing about reggae music.... JAH fire gon burn dem....Bob Marley would blow smoke in her face and laugh

1:36 PM  
Anonymous said...

Paris is a loveless slut... she knows nothing about reggae music.... JAH fire gon burn dem....Bob Marley would blow smoke in her face and laugh

1:36 PM  
Anonymous said...

Before the video, it took her an hour to clear her deep throat.

9:37 PM  
Anonymous said...

As much as I hate to see PH in all her forms, I did thoroughly enjoy seeing Mr. Garrison's boyfriend Mr. Slave out-whore PH on South Park by jumping on her head and packing her into his ass. CLASSIC.

9:25 AM  
Anonymous said...

I get more enjoyment out of taking a shit! Way to rip off the 89ERS! It was only a good cover when UB40 did it.

12:21 AM  

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