Madonna Wants Her Book Back

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

IMDB is reporting that Madonna has ended her friendship with Britney Spears, after the singer announced she was no longer part of Kabbalah. Madonna had taken Spears under her wing and spent a great deal of time and money educating her about the mystical sham of Judaism. Spears revealed she was quitting Kabbalah on her website, where she declared her new "religion" was caring for her son, Sean Preston. Now Madonna is demanding Spears return a 12th century book on the religion she gave to the singer as a wedding gift.

A source says, "Madonna spent months teaching Britney the Kabbalah system, and splashed out thousands on the ancient scripture for her. She feels she has wasted time, money and precious gifts on Brit."

Britney Spears quitting the sham religion of kabbalah is probably the best thing she could have ever done. Obviously, getting married to a Captain Douche and being fat off-set any good decisions she can make in the future. Really, who wants to be a part of Kabbalah? Based on European porn I watch, all Kabbalah members have to dress up as wise wizards and stick wands up each others asses.

Posted by Unknown at 6/14/2006  

Madonna is the new Cher.

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