Britney Spears Thinks She's Angelina Jolie

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

China Daily is reporting that Britney Spears has decided to move to Namibia "in the near future" to prepare for the birth of her second child, a daughter who is due in "late September or early November."

When asked why she is picking Namibia, Spears said: "Kevin has always been a fan of African-American culture. I'm sure he'll feel at home there, rapping with all the natives. Besides, there's lots of quiet unpaved roads where Sean Preston and I can go driving."

Spears also said that Namibia reminds her of California "because it's on the ocean and there's lots of sand. So if Sean Preston fell off his swing and landed on his head, there's less chance he would be hurt and we'd have those snoops from child welfare up our butts all the time."

I really read this about 5 times because I couldn't stop laughing. She thinks Kevin will be right at home "rapping with the natives?" The people in Namibia are going to be just as unimpressed with K-fed as Americans. When you have your 72 inch flat screen flown in, it's only going to piss those people off. While you have servants giving you sponge baths, they are fighting wild lions so their family can eat. This will be nothing like the Brangelina baby, you'd be better off giving birth to this child on the toilet of a airplane bathroom.

Posted by Unknown at 6/14/2006  
Anonymous said...

you mean u arent making this up?!

3:23 PM  
that cat said...

LOL, these quotes CAN'T be real. What the hell is "China Daily?" Maybe it was just a bad translation. Holy shit, that's funny.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous said...

12:14 AM  
Anonymous said...

oh i think they're real. It's from the interview she is doing tonight.

9:16 AM  
Anonymous said...

If she really said that than she is seriously DUMB!!! Im from South Africa which neighbours Namibia and firstly the "African American" and "African" cultures are almost two completely different cultures from one another. Secondly i would absolutely love to see him rapping to African rap- its completely different from that American stuff. But anyways even if she actually said it it would be wicked hilarious to see them make fools of themselves while being there.

6:56 PM  

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