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China Daily is reporting that Britney Spears has decided to move to Namibia "in the near future" to prepare for the birth of her second child, a daughter who is due in "late September or early November."

When asked why she is picking Namibia, Spears said: "Kevin has always been a fan of African-American culture. I'm sure he'll feel at home there, rapping with all the natives. Besides, there's lots of quiet unpaved roads where Sean Preston and I can go driving."

Spears also said that Namibia reminds her of California "because it's on the ocean and there's lots of sand. So if Sean Preston fell off his swing and landed on his head, there's less chance he would be hurt and we'd have those snoops from child welfare up our butts all the time."

I really read this about 5 times because I couldn't stop laughing. She thinks Kevin will be right at home "rapping with the natives?" The people in Namibia are going to be just as unimpressed with K-fed as Americans. When you have your 72 inch flat screen flown in, it's only going to piss those people off. While you have servants giving you sponge baths, they are fighting wild lions so their family can eat. This will be nothing like the Brangelina baby, you'd be better off giving birth to this child on the toilet of a airplane bathroom.