Kevin Federline Is The Future Of Acting

Monday, June 12, 2006

MSNBC is reporting that Britney Spears’ husband, K-fag, is trying to become a actor. Kevin Federline is looking for financing for a movie that would star Kevin Federline as an aspiring rapper, much like Eminem’s movie 8 Mile.

A source told the London Sun: "Britney has heard that Federline is working on a script and trying to get funding for the film. She is really upset. Britney fears Kevin just wants to promote himself at her expense to further his career.”

The reason Britney's upset is because the "funding" he's looking for will come from her bank account. There isn't a person in Hollywood that would put up money for a Federline flick, especially a rip off of 8 Mile. It's times like this that I wish I was still a member of the Silver Sinister Snakes (SSS). We ran the entire west coast with our "take no prisoners" attitude. If somebody got out of line, they'd get pistol whipped. If they did it again, they'd get a flame thrower to the face. Nobody gets up after the flame thrower to the face. Nobody, baby.

Posted by Unknown at 6/12/2006  

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