Katie Holmes Gets Paid

Monday, June 12, 2006

Numerous Reports have confirmed that Katie Holmes could earn up to $33 million for being Tom Cruise's wife. The huge amount has been revealed in the pre-nuptial agreement that both Tom and Katie have signed.

According to the legal documents, Katie is entitled to earn $3 million a year and up to $33 million for the total period of time she spends as Mrs Cruise. But if the marriage lasts 11 years, she will get half of Tom's fortune.

A source told Newsweek magazine: "If she walks now, Tom will fight her for custody of Suri and Katie can't outlast him in court. She knows she needs to marry him to get the money to fight him for custody, if it comes to that."

This is exactly the reason I use to marry rich woman. I would pick older woman, because it's easier to manipulate them into buying me things like Playstation and Xbox. And their sex drive usually isn't too high. It's amazing that the cops always believe the same story, "Oh, she fell down the stairs, I don't know what happened." I would only push the women down the stairs if they wouldn't eat the crushed up glass I would put in their baby food. Freakin old people.

Posted by Unknown at 6/12/2006  

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