Charlie Sheen Is Still Restrained

Friday, June 09, 2006

F. First is reporting that a judge has extended a restraining order banning Charlie Sheen from going near estranged wife, Denise Richards. Sheen has been ordered to stay at least 300 away yards from Richards and their daughters.

Denise asked the courts in Los Angeles for the restraining order on April (06) after she claimed Charlie threatened to kill her, abused prescription drugs, had violent mood swings, compulsively gambled and used pornography. And they still haven't got to the bottom of any of it.

I think it's safe to say Charlie Sheen lives the American Dream. Running around the streets high on cocaine, paying high priced escorts for kinky sex. It just seems like a lot of fun. My life, in a lot of ways, is just like that. It's just that I normally ride around on carrousels and eat cotton candy, and he strangles hookers and decapitates cancer patients.

Posted by Unknown at 6/09/2006  
reese said...

Lol, Darkhat. You're right! You're exactly like Charlie Sheen.

2:12 PM  

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