Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Contact Music is reporting that local fat ass Mariah Carey has insured her legs for $1 billion after agreeing to front Gillette's Legs Of A Goddess campaign.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, "The sum reflects her popularity. She's about to start a US tour and she'll have to be careful with her legs."

There really isn't too much to say here, because I can't believe anyone would insure any part of Mariah's body. Maybe 10 years ago, maybe. But Mariah has gained at least 50 pounds and traditionally walks around with a baby calf in her mouth. Instead of singing and a failed acting career, she should really try out to be the new linebacker for the 49ers.

Posted by Unknown at 5/31/2006  

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