Goldie Hawn Found The Fountain Of Youth

Thursday, May 25, 2006

These are pictures of Goldie chilling in Malibu. The only reason I can think of her going there is to find the fountain of youth. I remember being 12, and masturbating to her when she was that hot 40 year old, but now that she' a ugly 87 year old, I have no interest.

And don't say I shouldn't talk trash. Based on the clothes my mom dresses me in, all my aunts tell me I'm the cat's pajamas.




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Posted by darkhat at 5/25/2006  
1 comments
Anonymous said...

I did the math, darkhat. You're 59 years old. That means you're too old to have a MySpace. U R a child molester.

11:44 PM  

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