Fez Never Popped Mandy Moore's Cherry
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Hollywood.com is reporting that Mandy Moore is denying rumors that Wilmar Valderrama took her virginity. The actor appeared on the raunchy Howard Stern radio show last month, and talked explicitly about his love life. Wilmer bragged about being the first to sleep with Mandy and also claimed to have had sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Moore is now saying his claim is "utterly tacky, not even true, and it hurt my feelings because I like him."
Listen, everyone knows Mandy had sex with him, because it's a fact that Wilmar gets more ass than any other guy in Hollywood. I'm not sure how, but everyone claims he has stellar game. And anyways, girls like Mandy lie all the time. Mandy lying about having sex with him is like me telling those pricey escorts my name is "Dash Monte : undercover spy/hacker." They know I'm lying, but at least they don't lie about the fact that I banged them like a young girl down syndrome.
I will never, ever, EVER understand why WIlmar V. scores all the girls. I find him ugly. My guess is that he plays the "nice guy" card constantly. He's the "boy friend" type, who also gets some action. That's just a guess. Cuz he's fug.
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