Charlie Sheen Really Killed That Hooker
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Whoever the hell All Headline News is, they are saying that Charlie Sheen is now officially being linked to the death of porn star Chloe Jones. . There has been speculation for a while that Sheen killed the whore, but now her mother is coming forward with information.
The whore's mother, Donna, reveals in an interview: "I've seen a lawyer about filing a wrongful death suit against Mr. Sheen. I think he didn't slip her the pills but he drove her to it with death threats. She'd (Chloe) call me 10 times a day telling me of her fears. She was terrified to death of the guy."
Based on the trial I beat back in 92, which was about the 47 hookers I killed up and down the eastern sea board, I have some experience on this. Charlie has done good for years, probably never got caught killing a hooker once, but we all know I didn't either. Oh, did I say hooker, I meant my mother.
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